In article , Groggy wrote:

This morning I went out to the shop and made the two cuts over a total
of eight minutes. Fitted the shelf within ten. SWMBO said "why didn't
you just do that yesterday?" then runs and locks herself in the
bathroom - laughing.

So... did you at least "penny" the bathroom door shut before going off
to golf?

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"De inimico non loquaris sed cogites."