050101 0727 - posted:

Late Breaking News

Authorities just discovered that the "New Years Ball" that was
supposed to drop at midnight this New Years eve, in New York city, was
rigged. It appears that terrorists attached a second ball to the
original one, along with a giant Penis. In addition to the
modification of this ball, it was discovered that someone placed a
large bush under the "ball". While this device does not contain any
explosives or other dangerous devices, New York officials look at the
device as a means for terrorists to say "**** You" to our beloved
American president, George W. Bush. The ball will NOT be dropped
tonight, however, when questioning several bystanders, most said they
are so drunk they will never notice whether the ball drops or not.

Holy Cow - American News Reporter


Well, it looks like New York dropped the ball on that one...