Ian Stirling wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Bill wrote:



There is a Christmas story that says that "nothing was stirring, not
even a mouse".
Well it is not true, came down this morning to open the pressies and
found that a mouse had got there first, through the wrapping paper and
the inner packet to --MY-- chocolate gingers!
Can any one suggest the most painful and inhumane way of destroying this
little beggar?

Drop it in battery acid.

Deep-fat-fryer?

I have been asked to reconsider my previous reply.
There is a much better solution, kinder to animals.
Use a humane trap, and give the cat a christmas present too.