On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:05:48 UTC, "mrcheerful
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wrote:

"Bill" wrote in message
...

There is a Christmas story that says that "nothing was stirring, not even
a mouse".
Well it is not true, came down this morning to open the pressies and found
that a mouse had got there first, through the wrapping paper and the inner
packet to --MY-- chocolate gingers!
Can any one suggest the most painful and inhumane way of destroying this
little beggar?

Variable voltage wire grid, that wakes you up so you can go and watch and
vary the frying voltage.

It's a good thing Mary's away...

--
Bob Eager
begin a new life...dump Windows!