Bill wrote:


There is a Christmas story that says that "nothing was stirring, not
even a mouse".
Well it is not true, came down this morning to open the pressies and
found that a mouse had got there first, through the wrapping paper and
the inner packet to --MY-- chocolate gingers!
Can any one suggest the most painful and inhumane way of destroying this
little beggar?

I think the latest Cliff Richard CD at full volume will teach them a lesson!