The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Bill wrote:
There is a Christmas story that says that "nothing was stirring, not
even a mouse".
Well it is not true, came down this morning to open the pressies and
found that a mouse had got there first, through the wrapping paper and
the inner packet to --MY-- chocolate gingers!
Can any one suggest the most painful and inhumane way of destroying this
little beggar?
Drop it in battery acid.
Deep-fat-fryer?
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