In message , Bill
writes


There is a Christmas story that says that "nothing was stirring, not
even a mouse".
Well it is not true, came down this morning to open the pressies and
found that a mouse had got there first, through the wrapping paper and
the inner packet to --MY-- chocolate gingers!
Can any one suggest the most painful and inhumane way of destroying
this little beggar?

Whisky and a dropper - if you want to enter into the spirit of the
season

--
geoff