"Andy Dingley" wrote
| .. The guy's eyes _lit_up_ at the sight of this, as he'd
| clearly found the sneaky TV. So he flung the doors open,
| at which point several hundred CDs cascaded all over his feet.
| I tried my best Jean Brodie voice and said "I do hope you're
| going to pick those up" To be fair, he did. Buggers still
| kept sending the letters though.

If you'd kept some old paint tins in that cupboard you could have got a new
carpet out of the experience.

Owain