Andy Dingley wrote:

man with Army penknife in briefcase arrested for possessing and
offensive weapon.


Actually that should read, "Confrontational arsehole arrested for
posession of offensive weapon (a telescopic baton) also had a Swiss
Army knife with him"


On that subject, I recently read that you can be arrested for carrying a
Swiss Army Knife. I've carried one in my pocket since I was 10 years
old, and find it extremely useful in everday life. I don't intend to
stop carrying one.

--
Grunff