Doug Kanter posted for all of us....


There used to be a guy like that at Dick's Sporting Goods in the fishing
department. Must've been a mistake, putting an actual fishing addict in that
department. The guy was amazing. Some suit at the home office must've found
out that he was selling people 3 times more lures than they came in for,
showing them the best knots to use with the products, and writing down
locations where he'd had some luck catching fish. They moved him to the
clothing department.

He's now in charge of the fur lined jock straps...
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Tekkie