On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 18:14:16 GMT, Lobster
wrote:

One thing that particularly hacks me off is that they invite you to to
contact them in the event you don't have a TV, but expect you to cover
the cost of writing or phoning.

Hi,

No need to, just scribble 'NO TV' across the reminder in big letters,
and send it off without a stamp. Evidently it gets to the other end

cheers,
Pete.