put ad in paper, say free stump for firewood.

might work..

Anyone who bit on that one would either be too stupid to own a vehicle,
or would earn himself a Darwin award trying to retrieve the stump...
While you might win the $1,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos, it
would just give the victim's relatives another $1,000 reasons to sue
you.


make em sign a release..

randy

A victim can't sign away his/her relatives' right to sue you. S/he can
only sign away his or her right to sue you. This is one of the problems
with releases...

You ask, if the victim signed a release, why can his kids/wife sue?
Because they lost the utility of having the poor SOB around (lost wages,
etc.).

jesus. its christmans. go find something else to do besides dog me with
you hypothetical legal mumbo jumbo. go watch some more tv and scare
yourself into a frenzy so you're afraid to do anything for fear of lawsuit.

randy