"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:46:21 -0500, "Norman D. Crow"
calmly ranted:

Or . . . .
Little Johnny & Jane just LOVED eating chicken, until one day Johnny said
"I've got to stop eating chicken, I'm starting to grow feathers". Jane
says
"I don't believe it, show me", then . . . "It's too late Johnny, you've
already got the neck & gizzard".

(Standard disclaimer . . "I didn't give birth to it, etc.")

I very, very seldom miss a joke, Nahmie, but that one went right
past me.

Update: As I write this, I think I got it. Little Tim and the Twins
resembled said chicken parts.

Yep!

--
Nahmie
Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.