"Glen" wrote in message
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Buddy Matlosz wrote:

"Wilson Lamb" wrote in message
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At MIT we studied a lot of units describing small things. For time, the
smallest unit was a flick of a hen's dick. It takes a lot of those to

make

a microsecond!
Wilson


A lot more than you think - hens don't have dicks.

B.


I don't know. I heard about the little boy and little girl who were
taling a bath together and the little girl asked, "Mommie, why don't I
have one of those?" pointing you know where.
The mother replied, "Don't worry, dear, with what you've got, someday
you'll be able to get as many of those as you want.

Or . . . .
Little Johnny & Jane just LOVED eating chicken, until one day Johnny said
"I've got to stop eating chicken, I'm starting to grow feathers". Jane says
"I don't believe it, show me", then . . . "It's too late Johnny, you've
already got the neck & gizzard".

(Standard disclaimer . . "I didn't give birth to it, etc.")

--
Nahmie
Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.