On Sunday, 19 Dec 2004 00:24:18 -500, "Asimov"
wrote:

"Captin Kirk" bravely wrote to "All" (18 Dec 04 17:08:57)
--- on the heady topic of "Where to get phasor service"

CK From: "Captin Kirk"

CK My Phasor broke, when we went to Andromeda and I tried to use it to
CK warm a cup of coffee.

CK Anyway, when we got back to Earth, I coundn't find anyone who could
CK even figure out how to open it, probably since it was "made in Korea".

CK Does anyone know of any TV shop that also fixes Phasors ?

Get in touch with Marvin the Martian. He's right up your alley.
Just remember to make a right at Albuquerque and ask for the
Daystrom Institute.

Marv's an expert on Illudium Q38 Explosive Space Modulators. Although
the early ESM's were very similar to phasers, the technology in the
later models after the Q30's veered away quite dramatically. I would
leave the phaser repair up to Montgomery "The Miracle Worker" Scott or
if he's not available perhaps Mr. Spock could whip up something using
stone knives and bearskins.

"We come in peace...set phasers to 'kill' "