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"Tim Williams" wrote:

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Morton Lite Salt (half the sodium of normal salt)

That's officially the funniest thing I've heard of in a long
time. I had to run out to the store just to see some for myself,
and sure enough, there it was--unsalted salt.

Hey! Whaddabout "low-fat margarine"?

Same schtick, different fork.

And 'no fat' sour cream?
I *don't* want to know what's in that.

Ask Gunner. He probably knows how to turn it into home-made C4, for use with
primer caps made out of M&Ms and red pepper.

Ed Huntress