"Vic Baron" wrote in message
. com...
An equally valid choice would be pay $100 or have a peanut butter and
jelly
sandwich rammed down your throat by a purple titanium robot while you
are
sleeping.


That happened to you TOO??



Nah, I have invented the
"PurpleTitaniumRobotWithPeanutButterAndJellySandwi chStop". It works great.
As a side benefit, my weiner hasn't been cut off since I've had it.
Currently I'm in negotiations to make it mandatory so that no one else will
be traumatized again.

-j