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Subj: 39743 Mini Multipurpose Lathe Lead Screw Pitch
Date: 12/7/04 6:26:06 PM Eastern Standard Time
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Sending out manual for part numbers needed

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From: [mailto Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 6:35 AM
To: Tech Support
Subject: 39743 Mini Multipurpose Lathe Lead Screw Pitch


Hello again,

Can you provide the lead screw pitch for this machine?

Yours,

Doug Goncz
Replikon Research
Seven Corners, VA 22044-0394
Customer for about ten years

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I'll try again, reminding them that the pitch isn't given in the manual.


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