041203 1348 - Stan posted:

"Leonard Caillouet" wrote: "David Lesher" wrote:

} I regard such as likely unfixable...but a cow orker has a bottom-end
} DVD player, tray loading. It does not spin the DVD and thus never
} reads it.
}
} I assume there's a sensor [not] detecting the DVD...or is it more
} likely a bad motor?
}
}How do you ork a cow?

With an ork, of course. A USDA approved ork, that is. And check to see
if the ork is on OSHA's list of approved farm equipment. And don't forget
to verify that the cow restraints are certified for orking.

And you'll want a good helmet...maybe a mouth protector, too.

Questions?


I know a guy who orked a cow once. The cow was nonplussed...