On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 02:20:45 GMT, "Joe Halbleib"
wrote:


"Cliff" wrote in message
news
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:56:00 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

Gunner

"I mean, when's the last time you heard of a college where the Young
Republicans staged a "Sit In" to close down the Humanities building?

Too busy studying for the football exam? With stolen answers?

So, Cliffie... Are you anti-jock too? The profile is becoming clearer...

Joe

On the flip side, how many sit in's were staged to close the ROTC
building back in the '60's?
Liberals stage protests, do civil disobedience, etc.
Conservatives talk politely and try to work out a solution to problems
through discourse until they believe that talking won't work... they they
go home and open the gun cabinets.
Pray things never get to the point where the conservatives decide that
"civil disobedience" is the next step, because that's a very short route
to "voting from the rooftops"
Jeffrey Swartz, Misc.Survivalism

Found another useless idiot did you?

Or two?

[

(1) What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?
---Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in
one room?
---A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm
room?
---Grease her hips and push like hell.

(4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
---Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear
bibs?
---To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?
--- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

(7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
---Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the
road.

(8) What are the longest three years of a Penn State
football player's life?
---His freshman year.

(9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with
Astroturf?
---To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during
games.

10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a
light bulb?
---None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU.

(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
---West Lafayette, IN ... he knew that the police would
never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
---Everyone there has the same DNA.

(13) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
---You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week.
]

[

SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five:


11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.
]

HTH
--
Cliff