In uk.d-i-y, Huge wrote:

Still, the occasional military (and Duxford) stuff is quite
entertaining, unlike the people racking up hours who go round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and round.

Seems like the next weekend d-i-y project for you is clear, Huge: you
need to camoflauge the house, and put up a lightweight similacrum 800
yards away, and move the decoy house another 400 yards each weekend.
Eventually you'll have the weekend wannabe pilots flying out to sea
(and maybe running out of fuel ;-)

Should keep you busy for a few days...

Stefek