"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 22:26:55 -0500, "Ed Huntress"
calmly ranted:

Have fun cooking up another story. Maybe, like Larry, you anticipate a
swarming hoard of Muslims who got past the US Navy, the US Air Force, the
US
Army and the National Guard, and who decided to attack your front porch.

Well, you got that one completely wrong, too, Ed. I'm more concerned
how our own people will react when the electricity/gas/fuel all stop
flowing.

Jeez, Larry, you worry too much. That's wackier than the story about the
hordes and the 20-round magazines.

Since GE Miniguns are a little tough to come by these days, here's something
you can do: Have the siding on your house replaced by 2-inch-thich armor
plate. Cut gun slots through it at judicious intervals. Buy a shotshell
reloader and make 10,000 or 20,000 buckshot loads. Stock them near the gun
slots. Have a pump-action shotgun ready at each gun slot station, along with
a gas mask and a flak jacket.

You'll be relatively safe from the hordes and from the people who are
looking for your secret cache of gasoline. And you'll be truly free.

bin Laden is counting on our self-destruction, and judging
by past riots, where people tore up their own neighborhoods, that's
not a bad assessment of how things might be. If you don't want to
stock up on food/water/cooking fuel/ammo, etc. that's up to you. But
don't label me a whacko for common sense preparedness.

You don't store your urine in Mason jars by any chance, do you? g

Ed Huntress