On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:50:30 -0500, "Jim C Roberts"
jimnthem_AT_comcast_DOT_net calmly ranted:


"Tim Wescott" wrote in message
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Or some good squirrel stew recipes. Perhaps we could reduce the
squirrel problem _and_ the low-income nutrition problem at the same time?


Squirrel dumplins, MMMMMMMM!!

This reminds me of a skit I heard a comedian perform once. He wanted
to cure two problems at once, so he suggested distributing loaves of
bread to the homeless folks in the parks. They'd grab one of those
pesky pigeons, pull the feathers off, and slap 'em between slices of
bread, curing both the pigeon problem AND the hunger of the homeless.

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