Robert Swinney wrote:
Grant sez:

"Not only that, this story is ANCIENT remail material. I'm sure I saw it
back in the '80s .. - GWE"

Yep, it's an oldie alright. It seems to be somewhat seasonal. Stick around
and watch for another ancient one re. Santa Claus ability to carry all his
presents.

Boib Swinney

And the version I usually see is that hell is endothermic, due to the guy
never having slept the with girl. Also, since there are a great # of
religions saying that you have to follow their tenets, with conflicting
beliefs, everybody has to be going to hell since you can't follow them
all.
Todd