":::Jerry::::" wrote
| I did pillock.
| What, as an exam course?
| No. a brick course. Or was it the starter course.

Mmmm, deep-fried pillock and chips with sauce tartare.

| More likely a damp course.
| Might be better if it has been a 'foundation course', IMM
| giving a practical demonstration of his abilities.....

Dear god no, don't let him near foundations.

Owain

PS Very interesting article on German houses in one of the self build mags
in WHSmiths at the moment.