Aidan wrote:
ohawker (Andy Evans) wrote in message
...
On the face of it this is a bit like the "Home Truths" programme,
but I'm quite serious. My mattress top is 2 ft 8ins above the floor,
which is hardwood with a thin carpet. I don't fall out of bed to the
best of my knowledge, but if I did I could do myself some damage.
What actually stops us falling out of bed - there must be something?
And when does this break down and deposit us unawares on the floor -
nightmares? Drink? This has been playing on my mind. Any ideas? Any
solutions? I have a single bed. Andy


As always, I have a solution.

When you go to bed, take a sleeping pill and a Viagra tablet.
The sleeping pill will send you into a deep sleep.
The Viagra will stop you rolling out of bed.
Simple!

Make sure you take the tablets in the right order though else you'll be up
all night with a snoring todger.

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James...
www.jameshart.co.uk