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ohawker (Andy Evans) wrote in message ...
On the face of it this is a bit like the "Home Truths" programme, but I'm quite
serious. My mattress top is 2 ft 8ins above the floor, which is hardwood with a
thin carpet. I don't fall out of bed to the best of my knowledge, but if I did
I could do myself some damage. What actually stops us falling out of bed -
there must be something? And when does this break down and deposit us unawares
on the floor - nightmares? Drink? This has been playing on my mind. Any ideas?
Any solutions? I have a single bed. Andy

As always, I have a solution.

When you go to bed, take a sleeping pill and a Viagra tablet.
The sleeping pill will send you into a deep sleep.
The Viagra will stop you rolling out of bed.
Simple!

(Apologies to the other 473 people who've heard that joke)