"Roy Smith" wrote in message
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Sigh.

I get home today and there's a file on the kitchen counter. I say to my
wife, "What were you filing?". "Huh?", she replies. "What were you
filing? There's a file on the counter", says I. "Oh", she says, "I
couldn't find a hammer".

At this point, I was a little incredulous and replied, "You were
hammering with a file!?". "Yeah", she says, "would you rather I had
used one of your chisels?".


You need to get her the Black & Decker "Womans" Tool kit. There are two
tools in the package. A Shoe, for hammering nails, and. I cannot remember
what the other tool was.