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Fletis Humplebacker
 
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"Scott Cramer"
"Fletis Humplebacker"

The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man
replies that his IQ is 150.

So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells,
and the current state of the global atmosphere. The man is amazed. He
has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and comes
right back in and sits at the bar.

Again, the robot asks him for his IQ.

This time the man replies "100."

So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to
grill a steak.

The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells
the robot that his IQ is 50.


So the robot replies: "Get your deer yet?"



....and Kerry replies "I was duck huntin' like a regular guy!"