Mon, Oct 18, 2004, 5:32am (EDT+6) (Phil=A0Hansen) claims:
Maiden on her way to you. All charges prepaid G

From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (web1913)
Maiden \Maid"en\, a. 1. Of or pertaining to a maiden, or to maidens;
suitable to, or characteristic of, a virgin; as, maiden innocence.
2. Never having been married; not having had sexual intercourse; virgin;
-- said usually of the woman, but sometimes of the man; as, a maiden
aunt.
3. A woman so ugly none will have anything to do with her.



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