(Patrick Olguin) wrote in
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snip
complete with carefully cut/milled/trimmed
square dog holes for a beefy iron bench dog.

And let's further say that as the wood seasons, the bench dog holes
shrink, making it impossible to use the beefy bench in the bench.

http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/produ...vertical=TOOL&
pid=00938262000&subcat=Hammers

or, more befitting your status as Galoot Emeritus Maximus,

http://www.garrettwade.com/jump.jsp?...&itemType=PROD
UCT&iMainCat=10000&iSubCat=10053&iProductID=104544

As my father taught me, "If it don't fit...."

Patriarch