"patrick conroy" wrote in message
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On 15 Oct 2004 09:32:48 -0700, (Patrick Olguin)
wrote:


And let's further say that as the wood seasons, the bench dog holes
shrink, making it impossible to use the beefy bench in the bench.


What if you accelerated the dogs themselves to near the speed of
light. Don't they fit then? I guess they get heavy, but...

Trouble is, they'll only shrink in the direction of motion, so they'll get
shorter but not slimmer. Kinda like old age.