On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:13:48 -0600, "Jay Windley"
wrote:

Remember, it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

As an experiemnt, I once placed a couple of sausages into an old
welding glove and went at it with the plasma cutter. Given that one
day I'm inevitably going to try and plasma-cut my hand, it was quite a
relief to find that leather and sausage is considerably more
plasma-resistant than steel.

When I get the time machine working, I plan to cause havoc in the
Boudiccan era