On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:54:01 +0100, John Laird
wrote:

(*) Not even on the same playing field as the delightful Melissa Porter.
With her as a relocation agent, I'd soon be bankrupt, moving every 3 months
or so...

Totally agree! When she does the Get a New Life programmes and the
bald geezer gets to go instead of her, I turn off the TV, slink away,
and cry.

MM