"Rich.Andrews" wrote in message .1...

Assuming you are being sarcastic (it's not clear),

The "" always means non-hostile sarcasm.

I refer to this as a CatRan question, i.e., "I was typing away
on my computer and I was holding the keyboard above my head and
I was watching the screen through my toes when all of a sudden
the cat ran over my stomach and I noticed the screen blinked
twice. What causes that"?

I think that it's more like, why did the waterproof flashlight
suddenly stop working when it started to rain?