Prometheus responds:


ROFL!! You just made me imagine trying to turn my 70-lb. Collie into
an attack dog- he'd much rather sleep on the couch than eal someone
alive.

LOL. Yeah. I can imagine my 15 pound terrier (one of the smaller non-yappers)
and dachshund might do as an attack dog. She's hell on moles and baby rabbits,
which delights me, but her favorite exercises are sitting up (which she can do
for a long time) begging for attention or food, or rolling onto her back to
show she absolutely has to have a belly rub.

Charlie Self
"Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary