On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 08:12:30 -0400, Tom Watson
scribbled:

It's time to call up BARK (Brotherhood of All Restaurants Korean) and
petition them to look into this situation.

We had a similar problem with marauding felines and made one phone
call to CAT (Chinese-Asian-Thai restaurant group).

They sent out a SWAT (Small Wild Animals Tasty) Team and we haven't
heard so much as a meow in months.

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be made to insult you personally.)

That should have CATI (or CATV - sorry to undermine your cool
acronym), as the people from Vicenza (vicentini) are renowned for
eating cats. Luckily, few of them immigrated to North America, so we
get pizza & spaghetti rather than cat polenta.

Luigi
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