Half Step responds:

If God approved of nudity, we all would have been born naked.

If you ever took a walk down the beach at Blacks or Trail 6 San O' you
would realize that God hadn't thought that one all the way through.

Yeah. After a certain age, you don't wanna be naked in front of yourself, fer
pete's sake.

Charlie Self
"Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary