"mike ring" wrote
| Reminds me -- standing in a plumbers merchant, dressed in
| suit for wedding, whilst we try dropping olives on the floor.
| Also helps to have a few spares when you drop the real ring
| down the crypt

Or when the bride's got swollen knuckles from a catfight at the hen night
and it's a shame to cut the real ring so it slides over the bruises.

Of course, you don't have to marry a Glasgow lass.

Owain