On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 18:49:03 -0400, Tom Watson
calmly ranted:

Melamine is available in enough flavors to satisfy nearly everyone who
does not subscribe to the peculiar aesthetic insights of "Queer Eye
For The Straight Guy".

Uh, we won't ask for specifics on just how you came to
know that, Tawm. And we won't mention closets, either.
OK?


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