Parish wrote:

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Make sure of course that when the real issue is about whether or not
you had sex with a dossier, the enquiry is defined as whether the
dossier became pregnant with your child, which since you just wanked
over it, is a sure fire bet.


ROFLMAO.

So if Sarah Keays had just given Cecil Parkinson a hand-job he wouldn't
have had to resign?

Probably not.
No DNA evidence in those days.