The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Make sure of course that when the real issue is about whether or not you
had sex with a dossier, the enquiry is defined as whether the dossier
became pregnant with your child, which since you just wanked over it, is
a sure fire bet.


ROFLMAO.

So if Sarah Keays had just given Cecil Parkinson a hand-job he wouldn't
have had to resign?