Try starting a new thread about the merits of imperial measurements
over metric, then you'll get to see how long a thread can get.....

Oh god. Don't get me started on imperial measurements. How many cubits in a
bushel? Give me a break. I can't believe I have to go to France to get a
decent tape measure without those grocer's apostrophe loving "middle
england" units getting on my tits.

Christian.