On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 09:11:40 -0500, Australopithecus scobis
calmly ranted:

Hey, remember those old-timey safecrackers who'd sandpaper their fingers
to increase sensitivity? That fellow who wrote recently about making his
fingers bleed whilst learning to use a diamond stone was on the right
track!

Yeah, so if you ever get pulled in by the cops and they
notice that your fingerprints are all sandpapered, just
explain that you're a harmless woodworker. If they don't
believe you, have them blow in your ear. If they don't
lock you up for making a pass at them and turn you over
to the DHS, the sawdust cloud coming out of your ear will
get their attention and prove your point decisively.


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