On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 21:39:20 GMT, ß¡g ®êÞ Hë£müt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in opsduyx9h0aiowgp@blue:

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 13:48:43 GMT, ah wrote:

"Peter Hucker" (opsdqwdvgpaiowgp@blue) wrote:

On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 09:39:30 GMT, ah wrote:

"Peter Hucker" (opsdp7bdzsaiowgp@blue) wrote:

On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 00:41:27 GMT, ah wrote:

I was more energised then I had ever, ever been.

Like the difference between a color photo and b&w....

Don't say that in a photography group, you'll start an argument.

o.k. . . . it's like the difference between shielded and unshielded
wire.

I've never tasted shielded wire, what's it like?

Snake.

I've never tasted snake, what's it like?

Cock-a-two

Umbrella?

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These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism
Website and were answered by the website owner.

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres, take lots of water...

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.