In article MEn_c.371645$%_6.264947@attbi_s01, William W. Plummer wrote:
badman wrote:

I heard a story once. A man moved into a new neighborhood. Lots of kidz.
He immediately, following the law, began identifying himself to the
neighborhood as a convicted sex offender. He wasn't, but he never had
any problems with the neighborhood kidz. In fact, they stayed completely
away from him and his house. The beauty? The parents, by law, were not
allowed to hassle him either. So nothing but peace and quiet.

Of course the idiot will never get a job, let alone a security clearance.

And in my area, the fire department is volunteer. How fast do you think
they're going to be when a pedophile calls because his house is on fire?

"Oh, it's you. Maybe we can fit you in two weeks from next Thursday..."