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Snip tall tale..
: With all the water hooked up, I had to get lectric into the bugger. I
: cut the cord off an old lamp and hooked it to the wires on the heater.
: Then I plugged 3 extension cords together and plugged it into the
: little bulb screw in outlet thingie on the porch. Thats where we had
: our christmas lights plugged in from last christmas.

Here is where the OP slips up, no self-respecting redneck would have taken
down the Xmas lights...

Rick