wrote:

A few months ago we lost the lectric water heater in our
trailer house. It just died. Last month we took out a loan
and went to Home Depo and bought a new one.
(snip)
I left it in the box and its laying in the side, just the
way they stuck it in the truck at home depo, cept I cut the
top off the box.

Should I turn it on?

Oh man, how can you be so-o-o-o-o-o stoopid??

Where is ya gonna plug in your Christmas lights?

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