"Oscar_Lives" wrote in message
news:wOxXc.67412$Fg5.20769@attbi_s53...
So what the hell is wrong with your wife that she wants a noisy bathroom
fan? I cannot imagine any reason that someone would want a NOISY
appliance
in their house. What is up with this?

The noise covers up the fart and plop. Don't you fart and plop?
=D

Rob