Doug Miller responds:


How could Kerry throw those medals in your face? He already threw them in the

Reflecting Pool.

Oh, wait, those were somebody *else's* medals he threw, weren't they?

At least he had some to throw. The only medals Shrub qualified for...whoops, no
he didn't. Officers don't get Good Conduct Medals, since one assumes they're
ossifers an' gennelmens. And he wouldn't have qualified anyway, being over the
hill for a year.

Charlie Self
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen." Ambrose Bierce, The
Devil's Dictionary